you tell me
what i need to do
to get closer to you?
true
i am a recluse
with the communication skills of a neanderthal
and yet still.. i fall
So there is hope for me after all
it is quite intriguing the way i am dwelling on this
letting my reason flow amiss
just for a kiss
Dear Poetess,
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